Lesson #6… Or #2?
Well fuck it. I started the 6th lesson, hoping to get an answer as to when I’m supposed to start with it. No luck. Well maybe it’ll be lots of repetition? Maybe I will understand this time that I’m...
View ArticleEscaping the terrifying Pimsleur’s loop.
An answer! It went straight to my junkmail, curses; I’ve been going through lesson 2-5 all this time, mastering the phrase “Would you like something to eat?” and “Wouldn’t you like something to eat?”...
View ArticleThe end is nigh.
It’s been a strange journey. Yesterday while completing my 6th lesson my girlfriend happened to stumble upon a documentary about the Russian reporter Anna Politkovskaya and her murder. She was...
View ArticleI have transcended time and space and learned Russian.
I got up this morning after 4 hours of sleep, why on Earth my body decided it was time to wake up then I have no idea; probably it was the guilt of not having done a lecture since Thursday. I fired up...
View ArticleAre you paying too much for your health insurance?
Yeah, you probably are you fat fuck. Those extra rolls of fat probably doubles of what you’re paying, so how about you getting in shape and what better way to get in shape than by buying something from...
View ArticleIntroducing the AndroPenis!
I know, it’s been quite a while. I’ve been very busy with the shake weight. No. I haven’t. I’ve hardly touched the damn thing. I tried it a few times, have you ever spun a gyro-ball? It’s like that,...
View ArticleDaily usage.
Being uncircumcised I feared wearing this. My glans is sensitive and the prospect of having a tight silicon strap around it’s base wasn’t a pleasing thought at all. However there are some...
View Article“Don’t worry, it’s not necrosis.”
After my glans getting cold I went to the andropenis forums. (Yeah, there’s such a thing). That was the answer I got after worrying that my dark purple and cold penis might be falling off. They assured...
View ArticleWhat you do tomorrow you don’t have to do today.
That is a motto I live by. Sadly this blog suffers from it as well. Truth is I lost my employment two months ago and I still haven’t made a single post even though I thought I’d be making them much...
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